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5 Reasons Granny Panties Will Always Be Better Than Thongs

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Granny panties might be making a comeback, but they've always been better than thongs.

1. You'll Be Much Less Exposed

 Say goodbye to embarrassing upskirt moments forever.

 

2. They Have More Than One Purpose

 Granny panties make amazing gag gifts and can also be repurposed as household rags, parachutes or water filters. 

 

3 They're Much Better For Your Health

 In order to prevent yeast infections, doctors strongly advise against wearing tight, non-cotton underwear (which is basically a description of all thongs).

4. They're Sexy

 When did revealing too much ever get you anywhere?

 5. They're Comfortable

 There is no better reason to own and wear granny panties than comfort. End of story.




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